“I swear to Merlin, if we get caught, or if we end up stuck inside the walls of Hogwarts forever, I will hex you so badly that you never see a strand of hair on that vain, pompous head of yours ever again!”

“Well, er, yes but – Listen, Lily. I’ve been meaning to ask. If we get out of here, what do you say to a date? Hogsmeade? This weekend?”

Lily glares at James in a way that makes him want to both kiss her and back as far as possible into the wall behind him.

“That’s if I don’t bloody murder you first, Potter.”